Toilet Water

My daughter, 10, asks:

– Mom, what I am supposed to do with the Toilet Water?

– What?

– Toilet Water … Is a small bottle …

It was a sample of Eau de Toilette.

The Anti-Social committee …

Every organization has a form of a Social committee. These talented volunteers plan and execute several activities during the year, and in the case of my work place, to collect funds mostly for the office Christmas party (which by the way is not free, you still need to buy tickets, go figure).

I don’t attend (or plan to attend) the office Christmas party, neither attend other activities such as an afternoon of pool in a bar or a golf tournament.

My preference is to keep my work activities separate from my social life, and in my book, they don’t mix. It doesn’t mean that I don’t have friends in the office, but I already share 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, so please forgive me if I don’t want to share more.

Anyhow, in the same sense that there is a social committee, I have informally created an anti-social committee, and funny enough, there are other three (so far) similar minded members, and these are the rules:

1. You don’t speak about the anti-social committee (Sorry Fight Club …)
2. You don’t mention the Anti-Social committee outside of the Anti-Social Committee.
3. The members can’t acknowledge being members of the Anti-Social Committee.
4. These rules are to be freely ignored.
5. These rules can be overridden by any unwritten rule.

My wife has this crazy idea …

Heard in the office today.
A guy is talking how he has several game consoles that he has bought over the years.
He wanted to buy a $250 special edition gaming console, but his wife didn’t let him ..

He says:
"… my wife has this crazy idea that I have to get rid of some of my consoles before buying a new one … "

That made my day!

The Cup …

From my Dear Friend Lyla …

The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Priorities … 馃檪