This explains everything

From Metro Ottawa horoscope:

 Mercury retrograde is wreaking havoc in your life, causing transportation delays and mixed-up communications. This could be the reason that you are short-tempered with others today. Chill out.


Songs to avoid while waiting on the phone …

Distress centre: Happy by Pharrell Williams.

Sexual Health Clinic: I can get no satisfaction by The Rolling Stones.

CRA or any bank: Money by Pink Floyd.

My wife has this crazy idea …

Heard in the office today.
A guy is talking how he has several game consoles that he has bought over the years.
He wanted to buy a $250 special edition gaming console, but his wife didn’t let him ..

He says:
"… my wife has this crazy idea that I have to get rid of some of my consoles before buying a new one … "

That made my day!

The Cup …

From my Dear Friend Lyla …

The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Priorities … 🙂